You were the first and last face this face saw.

happiness is a warm Bruce Wayne

I’d let Sara Jean Underwood ride down my Batpole all nite long….

& by “Batpole”….
i mean my penis. i want to make that very clear!!!

i’d let her shake her pom-poms all nite long & then afterwards do a deep drive & score a touchdown all up in her end zone….
& by pom-poms i mean tits’n ass….
& by deep drive & score a touchdown all up in her end zone…
i mean i’mma thrust my rock hard penis in her blonde vagina & never pull out.


jus in case you weren’t following the innuendo

i’d let this jiggly Sara Jean Underwood  dressed as a cave girl beat my prehistoric meat all day….

& by prehistoric meat”…
i mean, my penis. my rock hard, tyranasoures-lik penis.

jus in case u weren’t following along

I’d give her more than an afternoon of detention in that outfit, trust me when i say i’d make her my head student of my class & give her a big “D” plus on every test ; )

i think we all know where i’m goin with this innuendo.

i think i found my 2013 Halloween costume….

Porn Star Potter

Everything Burns